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Joanz the Pickle – Fat Pickle Crew

Every holiday needs its own legend. This one just happens to be pickled.

“Joanz the Pickle” is a tender, whimsical Christmas ballad told in soft tones and crunchy truths. With gentle vocals and a lullaby-like rhythm, this track introduces us to Joanz—a magical, noseless, eye-less, kosher pickle who came to life one snowy day.

Born from brine, chilled in snow, and filled with holiday joy, Joanz wasn’t just any pickle. He was the pickle. Dancing, brining, and crunching his way through Christmas before returning to the kitchen mist, leaving only his memory… and a jar of brine behind.

It’s part children’s tale, part winter dream, and 100% Fat Pickle magic.

Whether you’re curled up by the fire or prepping latkes with a side of absurdity, this track brings warmth, weirdness, and wonder.

Crunch. Brine. Believe.

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