{"product_id":"cucumber-dan-music-track","title":"Cucumber Dan - Music Track","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\"Cucumber Dan\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDILL SHADY\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🥒 Every rap star needs a superfan. Dill Shady has Cucumber Dan.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“Cucumber Dan”\u003c\/strong\u003e tells the story of a 17-year-old cucumber who discovers Dill Shady and becomes convinced he was meant for something bigger than the produce aisle.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eDan starts writing rhymes. He dyes his stem blonde. He throws on a fake gold chain. He even builds a recording studio in the vegetable drawer.\u003cbr\u003eHis parents don’t understand him. His girlfriend misses the old Dan. 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